I have been informed that it would behoove me to formally declare the following, just in case anyone who reads all the things is too stupid to figure this out on their own:

Anything I write, whether fiction or on social media, including but not limited to this blog, Facebook or Twitter, in no way represents the values and/or opinions of the Metropolitan Government of Nashville and Davidson County, Tennessee. Or Quebec. Definitely not Quebec.

I am, however, fully authorized to speak on behalf of the government of Papua, New Guinea. Our motto: Oh come on, we don’t eat everybody.